According to Trump: Does money buy you happiness?
Last Friday, the Washington Post leaked an Access Hollywood audio clip in which Donald Trump bragged about how his wealth enabled him to hook-up with virtually any woman he wanted. The tape even caught him saying, you can "grab her by the p---y." Ironically, at the debate, he didn't even grab Hillary by the hand.
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Within about three minutes of the debate, Donald Trump's sniffles made a reappearance. Naturally, Americans on social media went crazy with comical interpretations of the nasal "spasms." On the other hand, Mr. Trump is refuting the ridiculous statements, claiming he was simply breathing through his nose. The Clinton Campaign is joking that maybe Donald is allergic to the truth, although the Trump Campaign hit back saying maybe he's allergic to lies. I mean he was awfully close to Hillary...
Town Hall: Yes we Ken!
Throughout the debate, the candidates yielded questions on a variety of topics including Roe v. Wade, renewable energy, and Obamacare, from the St. Louis audience. Hillary took strong stances in favor of partial birth abortion, increased renewable energy industries, and adding to the framework of Obamacare. On the other hand, Donald Trump took strong stances on being pro-life, increased support of the coal industries, and repealing Obamacare. Post-debate focus groups, as well as the American public, claimed the real winner was the one-and-only, St. Louis resident, Ken Bones.
Fact Checkers: A woman's best friend
Beginning each response, Secretary Clinton fell into an easily distinguishable routine where she would plead for Americans to fact check, virtually all of Mr. Trump's statements, and subsequently visit her website for further information on her policies. It was eventually totaled that Mrs. Clinton referenced the fact checkers four times, and her website five times. Naturally, most viewers grew unimpressed considering Secretary Clinton is soooooo technologically savvy.
Donald Trump: No more "Mr. Nice Guy"
Resulting from Hillary Clinton inviting Mark Cuban to the previous debate, Donald Trump decided to level the playing field by inviting four of Bill Clinton's past accusers to his family's booth. While officials in charge of the debate did not allow the accusers to sit in the family box, there were still present at the debate, as expressed by Bill Clinton.
Disregarding mudslinging: Does love trump hate?
Ironically, the question that drew the most praise from the debate asked the candidates what they liked most about one another. While Trump ended the debate on a positive note, praising Hillary for her drive, Mrs. Clinton dodged the question saying her favorite aspect of Donald was his kids. Mr. Trump played it off well, explaining that he appreciated the heartfelt compliment. I mean, we all know he loves kids, but for sure, one in particular.
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| Photo Drawn From: NBC News |
Town Hall: Yes we Ken!
Throughout the debate, the candidates yielded questions on a variety of topics including Roe v. Wade, renewable energy, and Obamacare, from the St. Louis audience. Hillary took strong stances in favor of partial birth abortion, increased renewable energy industries, and adding to the framework of Obamacare. On the other hand, Donald Trump took strong stances on being pro-life, increased support of the coal industries, and repealing Obamacare. Post-debate focus groups, as well as the American public, claimed the real winner was the one-and-only, St. Louis resident, Ken Bones.
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| Photo Drawn From: NBC News |
Fact Checkers: A woman's best friend
Beginning each response, Secretary Clinton fell into an easily distinguishable routine where she would plead for Americans to fact check, virtually all of Mr. Trump's statements, and subsequently visit her website for further information on her policies. It was eventually totaled that Mrs. Clinton referenced the fact checkers four times, and her website five times. Naturally, most viewers grew unimpressed considering Secretary Clinton is soooooo technologically savvy.
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Donald Trump: No more "Mr. Nice Guy"
Resulting from Hillary Clinton inviting Mark Cuban to the previous debate, Donald Trump decided to level the playing field by inviting four of Bill Clinton's past accusers to his family's booth. While officials in charge of the debate did not allow the accusers to sit in the family box, there were still present at the debate, as expressed by Bill Clinton.
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| Photo Drawn From: NBC News |
Disregarding mudslinging: Does love trump hate?
Ironically, the question that drew the most praise from the debate asked the candidates what they liked most about one another. While Trump ended the debate on a positive note, praising Hillary for her drive, Mrs. Clinton dodged the question saying her favorite aspect of Donald was his kids. Mr. Trump played it off well, explaining that he appreciated the heartfelt compliment. I mean, we all know he loves kids, but for sure, one in particular.
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| Photo Drawn From: The Young Turks |
I somehow knew Ken Bone would be making an appearance this week. Nice job with witty quips on each topic, and I love your choices on the second and final pictures. Another really good job from you this week.
ReplyDeleteWhen I started reading this, I was eager to see which side (left/right/neither) you leaned towards, but I can honestly say I have no idea (and that's a good thing). One thing's for sure: this year's presidential election is wholly different from every single election up to this point. Good job documenting the bizarre and tension-filled event that was the second debate.
ReplyDeleteKen Bone. He really is the winner. He's making T-shirts and even been invited to smoke with Snoop Dog. I enjoy your puns. Fun to read.
ReplyDeleteKen Bone. He really is the winner. He's making T-shirts and even been invited to smoke with Snoop Dog. I enjoy your puns. Fun to read.
ReplyDeleteI love how you stay neutral each week, and how you add witty humor to the "seriousness" of this year's presidential election. I'm a big fan of this blog, and will be eager to read your responses to the last election.
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious!! I think we all agree that Ken Bone is a national icon at this point. I love your use of pictures as reaction images!!
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